That MacTech lacks the polish and pedigree of a revered but departed social club. Such observations cannot be taken lightly. Therefore, effective immediately, there must be significant behavior changes on the part of all MacTech forum members:
• Gender will now be designated as MacGentlemen and MacLadies • Personal attacks will be effected in the form of duels (swords or pistols, as desired) • U.S. members will always acknowledge the intellectual superiority of European members • Carp will learn the difference between to, too, and two • Yoyo will agree to intensive training in the proper placement of replies • All plastic lawn furniture will be replaced with parlor chairs and settees • A reward program for good behavior, CosmoPOINTS™, will be instituted today • There will be a strict dress code, and CosmoPOINTS can be used to purchase proper apparel at the CosmoPOINTS online shoppe.
You are all expected to respect and follow these new guidelines. For those who do not, a new forum, The Other Side of The Tracks will be established.
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