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#40323 - 01/29/03 11:32 AM job offer LOL
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#40324 - 01/29/03 11:59 AM Re: job offer LOL [Re: iraszl]
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#40325 - 01/29/03 01:00 PM Re: job offer LOL [Re: iraszl]
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Boy do I ever hate job ads like that one. A milelong list of skills you need which just about no one probably has in that particular configuration. Sometimes those HR departments really need a clue.<br><br>

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#40326 - 01/29/03 06:27 PM Re: job offer LOL [Re: iraszl]
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I once saw an ad requiring 5 years minimum Java experience. This ad came out about 2 years after Java was first released.<br><br>

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#40327 - 01/29/03 06:51 PM Re: job offer LOL
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No kidding.<br><br>Talk about dinosaurers;<br>I must be last one left on the planet.<br>My position "Project Manager" for 20 years, now requiers a Engineering degree with 5 years experience???? WTF!<br><br>In my 20 years I have Never ever done any engineering those A-Holes.<br><br>
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#40328 - 01/29/03 08:24 PM Re: job offer LOL [Re: iraszl]
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And for all that knowledge and experience, it probably only pays $30,000 per year! <br><br><br>Visit Me At My .Mac Site
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#40329 - 01/29/03 08:29 PM Re: job offer LOL [Re: MacGizmo]
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yup, it's a data mining ad for resumes for entry level workers.<br><br>HR collects several hundred resumes, they get sorted and sent to department heads. There really is no job available.<br><br>This ad looks more like a head hunter resume collection effort. Again no particular job is available, just one of those annoying head hunters gathering resumes so they have some ammunition when they go to prospective clients.<br><br>

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#40330 - 01/29/03 08:59 PM Re: job offer LOL [Re: JonnyCat]
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yup, it's a data mining ad for resumes for entry level workers.<br><br>Really? I don't know how many resumes they could possibly mine when they list all THAT experience!!!<br><br>[color:red]Hold on, it's time for a </font color=red> <br>

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#40331 - 01/29/03 09:24 PM Re: job offer LOL [Re: DaddyMac]
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A lot of people are out of work. No time to be picky if one's experience doesn't match the laundry list. I'd say they probably got hundreds of resumes.<br><br>

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#40332 - 01/29/03 11:24 PM Re: job offer LOL [Re: JonnyCat]
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Hagen maybe right.<br><br>They just want to see whats out there for a buck.<br>Here the big corps do that twice a year. Just after college graduations and then 6 months later.<br><br>
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