but you'll thank me later. I watched this YouTube of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (mhhnbs) versus the Flying Spaghetti Monster and I laughed. Then I watched it again and wrote down the lyrics.<br><br>Watch the video twice and read along. Then send this to someone you love. Anyone who does not understand the nuance of the purple oyster tears, the midget or any other hidden message just email me and I will explain it to you.<br><br>IPU vs FSM<br><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7TagemN7kkw&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7TagemN7kkw&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br><br>A thousand trillion years ago before the time of men began<br>In the dawning of the universe in an invisible land<br>Lived the most beautiful unicorn that no one ever saw<br>With the power roughly equal to a couple hundred sharks<br>She rides ohhh she rides<br><br>In the age before a hundred years before the age began<br>Lived a being with a power over every mortal man<br>In the sky above a mountain and a midget and a tree<br>High above a beer volcano and a stripper factory<br>He flies ohhhh he flies<br><br>On a hill above the galaxy on the dark side of the sun<br>Eating pineapples and raisin bread waiting for the day to come<br>She gallops toward her destiny with a fire in her soul<br>With an invisible heartbeat pumping out beyond control<br><br>And on top of old Smokey covered in a heathens blood<br>His noodley appendages destroying all they touch<br>Two giant balls and angels’ hair blowing in the wind<br>And hell comes down from an angry cloud and the battle did begin<br><br>212 tornados and a swarm of angry bees<br>chased away the midget and uprooted the trees<br>and the noodley diety would not be out done<br>he fire pepperonis from a floating pirate ship<br>and shot invisibullets from an invisible gun<br>he shot invisibullets from an invisible gun<br><br>and a silence fell that could be heard 1000 miles off<br>where a tree fell on a midget but no human heard it fall<br>and the smell of bottled water lingered heavy in the air<br>and a deaf dog whispered something that a blind man couldn’t hear<br><br>and a rainbow shot just like a lightning bolt across the sky<br>and a string of pearly tears fell from a purple oyster’s eye<br>and the non-believers gasped and hung their gym socks out to dry<br><br>but no one could see why<br>and she rides ohhhh she rides<br>or<br>he flies ohhh he flies<br><br><br>
Man that sucked me in, that B style Led Zeppelin tune and voice and those lyrics! Right at the end, I see that the IPU has apparently won to my surprise, then that OR comes in. The perfect alternate reality ending.<br><br>I'm beginning to think this battle may have had something to do with that T-sun-ami I posted about. Sure the battle happened epochs ago, but this is 4 dimensional space we're talking about right?<br><br>We are what we repeatedly do. -Aristotle
_________________________ We are STILL what we repeatedly do - insists Aristotle
Not the fourth dimension unless you are thinking of time. This battle is in the future. I believe it will be on a small planet in an elliptical orbit between Earth and Mars. The weird thing though. The planet is in the shape of a teapot. No atmosphere so if a tree fell on a midget it would make no sound.<br><br>I'm working out the song as a three chord tune. One more beer and I have it. This falsetto voice is hard on the larynx.<br><br>
Worked out the three chord changes for the tune using Woody Guthrie's "This Land is Your Land" but backwards with a melancholy E minor. <br><br>E strum through first line<br>E minor strum second line and repeat those through the whole song (Switching over on second beat of the next line). On the "She rides ohhh she rides" line where you step through D, A, E.<br><br>I'll have a Garage band done this weekend.<br><br>
I bought one thousand Atomic Fireballs for a promotional stunt and I think I may have eaten one too many. Two of my staff called in saying they were going to the dentist. But everything is completely under control.<br><br>
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