Stump Speech Extended: Am I the first candidate who will admit that they voted for themselves? Bring it on you lying son's of beatches! Sure New kojack is the most reasonable, and FSM brings new meaning to "thinks too much" and Yoyo is OK but forget about him because I will make him my Secretary of Education, Finance and Beatches.<br><br>Anyone I missed it is only because I gotta scrape the mouse turds out of my ski boots. But feel the pain. Live the Dream. Vote for Poly.<br><br>

that's perfect and what i needed to hear. i am casting my vote for you poly.<br><br>

In retrospect this vote will only prove who has viable sock puppets. If you get more than one vote you are suspect of being the owner of sock puppets. I change my mind. Please, do not vote for me.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>

My fellow MMers. Some of you may think that the future is behind us. But I'm here to assure you that the future remains ahead of us. And it is one bright future ahead of us, my fellow MMers, brighter than the Vegas strip, brighter even than Naomi Wolf, who is hot because she uses incandescent light bulbs that waste energy and make global warming worse. And I want to let you all know that the MMIE, the MM Intelligence Estimate, has determined that there's a huge shipment of yellow twist tungsten on the way through the intertubes. If I am elected I will promise you that I will hunt down that shipment and root it out so that we can unplug the intertubes and live in a tungsten-free nation. No more incandescence, my fellow MMers, no more incandescence if I'm elected. And once my administration has flushed the intertubes, I promise you that I'll twist every arm in Congress and you all will have free broadband. Free broadband to all MMers, my fellow MMers! And a MacPro in every pot . . . and some pot in every pipe, and a pipe in every intertube.<br><br>In the name of the IPU!<br><br>[color:red]&#63743;</font color=red> [color:orange]&#63743;</font color=orange> [color:yellow]&#63743;</font color=yellow> [color:green]&#63743;</font color=green> [color:blue]&#63743;</font color=blue> [color:purple]&#63743;</font color=purple>

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>that's perfect and what i needed to hear. i am casting my vote for you poly.<p><hr></blockquote><p>Ahh shi[i][/i]t, I am fsked now.<br><br>OK, I have bolted in front of the pack with twice as many votes as my nearest contender. Time to pack it in. As Rudy Guiliani said when he took such a commanding lead in the Republican race, "game over".<br><br><br>

I can't vote for you twice. I tried. You got my vote because you have the most apples, and I think that's an important quality.<br><br>Also, as I have formally announced my withdrawal from the race, I now throw you my delegate, with the express expectation that you recognize that I will be an excellent Veeperette. Unless somebody else gets the most votes, in which case they get my delegate and I still get to be Veeperette. That's the rule.<br><br><br><br><br><br>[color:white]xx</font color=white>[color:blue]I always deserve it. Really.</font color=blue><br><br>

How can you think of throwing your vote to yoyo when he goes on and on about this bullshi[i][/i]t about Naomi's incandescence being responsible for her incandescence? She has been LED for years!!<br><br>And then he throws in that pandering mention of the IPU (mhhnbs) without saying the blessing. That is a heathen talking. Even if he was elected he would be skewered by her holy pinkness (gbhhh) way before he took the oath of office. Take your vote back. petition the moderator. Make several sock puppets and vote for me early and often!<br><br>

I promise FREE BEER (or wine) for life... vote for me !! <br><br>and specially trained sex slaves to meet all your needs !! <br><br>David (OFI)

Typical Bostonian electoral politics! If I didn't know better, I'd say you're channeling Mayor Curley and your invoking the IPU is just a cover for that man's satanic power over the dead, which brought them out of the grave and into the voting booth in hecatombs. Pure blasphemy!<br><br><br>[aside]I love the word hecatomb[/aside]<br><br>[color:red]&#63743;</font color=red> [color:orange]&#63743;</font color=orange> [color:yellow]&#63743;</font color=yellow> [color:green]&#63743;</font color=green> [color:blue]&#63743;</font color=blue> [color:purple]&#63743;</font color=purple>

I think you just got my vote <br><br>[color:red]&#63743;</font color=red> [color:orange]&#63743;</font color=orange> [color:yellow]&#63743;</font color=yellow> [color:green]&#63743;</font color=green> [color:blue]&#63743;</font color=blue> [color:purple]&#63743;</font color=purple>