A buddy of mine and his wife were getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length <br>mirror taking a hard look at herself. <br><br>"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to him and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." <br><br>He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight." <br><br>Services for him will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 a.m. at St. Paul's Memorial Chapel.<br><br>&#63743; &#63743; &#63743; &#63743;
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