HA ... Imagine a Windows malfunction and the voice from the movie, 2001....<br><br>"I'm sorry Dave, I can't shut off the vacuum pump."<br><br>"Dave - do not try to disengauge the device !" <br><br>"Dave - you're making me angry - I CAN hurt you !!" <br><br><br>OHHH---boy !!<br><br>David (OFI)
Loc: Terra, 3rd from Sol
Wanna hear something funny?<br>Everytime my personal 'puter restarts, which, is fairly regular-it being windows and all......<br>That's the voice I hear: "Dave, this conversation can serve no further purpose.......Good-bye."<br><br><br><br>Eric J. White<br>Virtual Sex Machine-The future of Virtual Sex
If my Mac were a "she" and "did," I wouldn't be interested. Freaked, yes, but not interested.<br><br>Men. Always making assumptions.<br><br><br><br><br><br>[color:blue]I always deserve it. Really.</font color=blue><br><br>
_________________________ I always deserve it. Really.
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