Britney, Brittany, Britany, Brittney, you shaved or were shaving with a double edge and the little beavers were jumping and bouncing and the beavers were even bouncing into each other. Would it better if her name was Lindsay or Paris or Jenna? <br><br>(Boy, watch the 5,000 jump to 10,000 within 24 hours.)<br><br>

How about Jill?<br><br><br>

Subconsciously I couldn't write her name along with all those ... all those ... I don't know what they are. Let me ask Norman Mailer. Oh, shoot, he's dead.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>

How about Lindsay?<br><br><br><br>&#63743; &#63743; &#63743; &#63743;

No, no, no, no, no!<br>If it's got to be a loser then make the name Paris.<br>And we will change the story to:<br>Say you were out cruising around on a mega yacht with your girlfriend Paris and you saw a whole family of cute dolphins frolicking in the water while you finished shaving?<br><br>edit: I'll bet I am missing the point and that story won't get any Google hits.<br><br><br><br>

Zounds, I do believe you are missing it. Let me try slow pitch right over the plate:<br><br>A small woodland creature. Big tail, makes dams, does not shave, used to make hats out of them. Then there are the striped stinky ones which would be incorrect except in the south where they are called wood pussies.<br><br>But then you may be way ahead of me:<br><br><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/COuJJBibGWM&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/COuJJBibGWM&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br><br><br>

How about the direct approach?<br><br>Another Paris Hilton sex tape found<br>Fabio fights with George Clooney<br>Britney Spears loses custody battle<br>Maggie Gyllenhaal marries Clive Owen<br>Jill Wagner drives a Lexus<br>Morgan Freeman lied on resume, only 34 years old<br>Sandra Bullock bares it all in her next film<br>People Magazine votes Clark Topper 2007 Sexiest Man Alive<br>J Lo gets breast implants<br>Katie Holmes dumps Tom Cruise for Owen Wilson<br>lindsay lohan back in rehap<br>John Travolta was abducted by aliens<br><br>

Well eat me I'm a tuna, views jumped a hundred. <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>

Yeah, I bet if you had sex women britney paris hilton [censored] cat shaved all in one sentence, this would get a lot of hits.<br><br>

Do I dare try some more?<br><br>sex, sexy, sensual, sexual, amorous, erotic, lascivious, lewd, lust, lustful, passionate, intercourse, copulation, fornication, coitus, carnal, procreate, breast, boob, penis, butt, buttocks, porn, hardcore, xxx, explicit, gay, lesbian, fetish, bdsm, au naturel, bare, unclad, nude, nudity, naked<br><br>