Why not just be 60? I'm getting there myself and am perfectly happy being the age I am. My wife is older than I am, by a couple of years, and she too is perfectly happy being her age. When it comes to social pressure and images of beauty, there comes a point in life when people ought to be able to say<br><br><embed src="http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/People/Razzz.wav" width=320 height=25 controller=true autoplay=false type="video/quicktime"><br><br>____________________________________________________<br>Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive,<br>But to be young was very heaven!
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Since you're asking<br>(and assuming you're serious)<br>it's to keep your face from sliding off yer skull! <br><br>((toning exercises to firm the muscles around the nose, mouth, <br>throat & even the eyes to keep gravity from winning the battle.))<br><br>You should see what women gotta do to prevent their boobs from<br>hitting the floor like the Proverbial 'B-54') <br><br>
SUUUUUUEEET!<br><br>I'm 6 years older than "My Ol'Man" Too!<br>...and I still look 6 years younger...<br>...but through no effort on my part.<br><br>In fact that piccie in my avatar was taken<br>when I was almost 40.<br><br>Just good genes (maybe**) since both my<br>parents (and all 3 siblings) still have our<br>original coloured hair & unlined faces.<br><br>Whereas my BF is as grey as a mill-house rat! <br><br><br>** both my parents are now dead...but they <br>both went without grey hair or wrinkles. <br><br>
In my experience, it's the law of inverse proportion<br>when it comes to men that B&Moan about what women <br>do to maintain their appearance, ...to the ones that <br>B&Moan about women that "let themselves go". <br><br>Sorry, Bunky.... elective surgery shouldn't hafta' even<br>enter into the picture. (unless, of course, you're talking <br>about penile enlargement surgery)<br><br><br>JOKE:<br> A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, he was unable to get his penis erect. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into his penis. The man thought about it a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.<br>A few weeks after the operation he was given the green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his penis sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his trousers. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said," That was incredible! Can you do it again?" With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse!"<br><br>::RIMSHOT::<br><br>
Love the joke!!<br><br>Oh yeah, about that elective surgery for women? Right on. Men see these older Hollywood babes then wonder why their wives don't look that good. Well, if we spent a month a year getting cut up then maybe we would. <br><br>
Today is my 42 wedding anniversary (my 94 year old mother-in-law had to remind me ) and we saw 60 go by some time ago. Neither of us would change a thing. She's a little older than me so I occasionally have to remind her that she married jail bait . As far as appearance goes, my only concern is when she say's, "You're not going out wearing that, are you?" <br><br>I think that the emphasis on appearance (youth), today, verges on the pathological.<br><br>And as the headline reads, "116 year old dies after long battle with mortality." <br><br>In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams<br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by drjohn on 12/20/06 02:47 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
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