What will they think of next!<br><br>"One of five New York mobsters believed to have smuggled their sperm out of a Pennsylvania prison to impregnate their wives has been indicted, along with his wife, on a charge of criminal conspiracy. <br><br>Kevin Granato, a convicted hit man for the Colombo crime family, came under suspicion four years ago after he was seen in the visitation room at the Allenwood Federal Prison showing off a toddler he called his child, even though he had been in jail since 1988. <br><br>Last week, a federal grand jury indicted Granato, 42, and his wife, Regina Granato, on two counts of criminal conspiracy. Regina Granato, who lives in New York, is also charged with one count of providing a prohibited object -- a cryogenic sperm kit -- to an inmate."<br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
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Loc: Bay Area, California, USA
It's shocking that any hairbrained DA would even consider such a charge as this. SO WHAT i say. There have to be better things to spend the taxpayers money on that trumped up charges such as this. So now what? Throw the wife in jail and put the kid in a foster home so he'll grow up to be just as flucked up as his father is?<br>This is insane!<br><br>
Loc: In Your Servers
It's theft !<br> those sperm should have been deposited in the sperm bank. <br><br>A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.<br>"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"<br>"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.<br>"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.<br>"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......<br>"Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says <br><br>
I bet the "cryogenic sperm kit" is nothing more than a thermos bottle with ice packed around it.<br>The reality is that the wife had to explain away her pregnancy and came up with a scheme to "save" hubby's sperm. .<br>Let's see now, wife finds out she is pregnant. Oh oh, better make sure hubby/con thinks it's his. "Eureka, I will go to the fertility clinic, get a bottle and some ice.....heh. He'll never know the difference."<br>Ask any doctor and they will tell you that the little fellas can't survive very long without complicated equipment.<br>Of course, not being a doctor, maybe they can be kept alive long enough to implant. <br>I think I subscribe to the "BFD" theory<br><br>
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