I have to say up front that I'm pretty intolerant of idiotic parents, but the ones I went by tonight really take the cake. I was walking the doggies (who are none too eager to do it in this heat!), and went by a family standing outside their house, on the sidewalk. It's just around the corner, so I've seen these folks before. One of them is a little boy--I'd say about 2 or 3--who was running around naked, as he is sometimes allowed to do when it's really hot. Well, as the dogs and I went by, I heard his mother say to him "Watch out, they'll eat your balls."<br><br>Good lord almighty!<br><br>. . . . . Here's lookin' at [color:red]you</font color=red> kid.
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Waittaminute. Tell me you didn't start laughing! I would have pooped my pants. Then maybe (although good retorts usually come to me five minutes too late) I would have said, "No!, Their dogs! they just want to sniff your balls!. They only lick their own balls because they can."<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>They only lick their own balls because they can."<p><hr></blockquote><p>Sorry, but this was in my email today.<br><br><br>Purina Diet<br><br>I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador<br>Retriever and was in line to check out.<br><br>A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.<br><br>On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,<br>although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last<br>time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care<br>ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.<br><br>I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way<br>that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat<br>one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally<br>complete so I was going to try it again.<br><br>I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by<br>now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.<br><br>Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in<br>the hospital.<br><br>I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a<br>car hit me.<br><br>I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.<br><br>Old farts, the hidden caulk of civilization. Jim Atkinson<br>
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Yeah them Tennis Balls die a horrible death , when confronted with a dog , or did she see the dogs licking your other balls - just kidding . Anyway the male scrotum and female too, excretes a Musk oder which dogs like = "crotch sniffers" perfume to a doggie so to speak.<br><br>Anyway there was a few cases spread over decades where a dog did bite on what the dog thought was a Tennis Ball or just the musk oder was that right perfume to cause the bite. So the woman was not to far off , after all she don't know how well you trained your dogs to not bite ?<br><br>
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