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<br><br>A ham and cheese sandwhich walks into a bar.<br>Sits down at the bar and orders a beer.<br>The bartenders says "Sorry but we don't serve FOOD here."<br><br>I said I was going to still post my sorry @ss jokes<br><br><br><br>
<br><br><br>Tatty old bit of rope wanders into a bar and orders a beer. Barman says, "So you'd be a tatty old bit of rope then?"<br><br>"Nope. I'm a frayed knot."<br><br>Badda boom, tisssh.<br><br>
#25332 - 11/09/0206:54 PMRe: Ham and Cheese
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iRock
Livin' on the road my friend
Registered: 05/19/01
Posts: 10169
Loc: Pacific NW, USA
Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was assaulted.<br><br>The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words <br>which were better unspoken.<br>Homer
Registered: 05/20/01
Posts: 858
Loc: Bay Area, California, USA
A guy goes to the doctor<br>"Doc, i have five penises," says the guy<br>the doc asks "So how do your pants fit?"<br>the guy replies "Like a glove"<br><br>
#25334 - 11/09/0207:17 PMRe: Ham and Cheese
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Lori
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Loc: Ct, USA
A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.<br>"Tiny" replies the man.<br>"Why's that?" asks the bartender.<br>"Because he's my newt!"<br><br><br>
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