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Wow.<br>I was just going to post a picture that had absolutely nothing in it.<br>But I was to lazy to find it - scan it in - PS the image- open iDisk- post it up.<br><br>Phew just to much work for absolutely nothing.<br><br>
Subject: You know you're living in the 02's when.....<br><br><br>1. You have 5 passwords, but can only remember one.<br>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.<br>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.<br>4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.<br>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.<br>6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.<br>7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.<br>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.<br>9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.<br>10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.<br>11. You can only write on 'sticky pads'.<br>12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes.<br>13. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.<br>14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.<br>15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined.<br>16. Interviewees, despite not having relevant knowledge or experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.<br>17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.<br>18. Your supervisor gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the latest features, while you have time to go for lunch while yours boots up.<br>19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.<br>20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your department desperately needs, but they can afford four full-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.<br>21. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".<br>AND THE CLINCHERS ARE..<br>22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.<br>23. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends".<br><br><br>
TOP 17 BUMPER STICKERS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE<br><br>17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an a$$hole.<br><br>16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."<br><br>15. The proctologist called...they found your head.<br><br>14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.<br><br><br>13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.<br><br>12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.<br><br>11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.<br><br>10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.<br><br>9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be<br>one.<br><br>8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people<br>"Everybody But Me."<br><br>7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.<br><br>6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.<br><br>5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.<br><br>4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.<br><br>3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.<br><br>2. Hang up and drive!!<br><br>AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!!<br><br> 1. Welcome to America...now speak English!!!<br><br><br>
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