MECCA—The 14 democratic member nations of the Middle Eastern Union unanimously voted to declare war on the U.S. Monday, calling the North American country a "dangerous rogue state that must be contained." <br> <br> "The United States of America has repeatedly violated international law and committed human-rights abuses at home and abroad," MEU President Mohamed Rajib said at a Monday security-council meeting. "MEU weapons inspectors have confirmed that the U.S. continues to pursue their illegal ununhexium-weapons program. Our attempts to bring about change through diplomatic means have repeatedly failed. Now, we are forced to take military action." <br> <br> The MEU, formed in the wake of the 2042 Saudi Arabian revolution, is modeled on the Enlightenment ideal of the democratic republic and makes every attempt to avoid war even as it pursues an agenda of encouraging self-rule throughout the world. The decision to invade America marks the first military action of the MEU. <br> <br> Rajib said that, unless the U.S. ends its "unlawful and tyrannical" occupation of northern Africa in seven days, the governments of Iraq, Iran, Jordan, and Muhammad Arabia will begin deploying aero-troops to international tropospace over America's Brand-New England region. <br> <br> The U.S.'s occupation of 31 nations around the world and last month's vicious, unprompted military attack on Buenos Aires were two of the 41 examples of "unabated aggression" listed in the MEU's declaration of war. <br> <br> "Today we send a strong and clear message to America," Syrian representative Rashid Qu'rama said. "Your arrogant, imperial, unilateral attitude will not prevail." <br> <br> The MEU first imposed sanctions against the U.S. in February 2054, demanding that the country pull troops from Antarctica and put an end to its credit trading in the troubled Wilkes Land region. <br> <br> Iraqi President Hamal Hamoodi said that MEU member nations held extensive public forums before its congress voted to declare war. <br> <br> "When making such serious choices, we must remain true to the democratic ideals we wish to protect," Hamoodi said. "We have received a mandate from our people to address the U.S.'s threat to democratic society everywhere. The voice of the Arab people will ring out as a beacon of freedom and hope to the world." <br> <br> Along with the declaration of war, the MEU sent a message to the American people. <br> <br> "To the oppressed, silenced U.S. citizens—help is on the way," Rajib said. "Liberty is on the march. Be assured: At the end of a long tunnel shines the light of freedom." <br> <br> According to Rajib, the MEU will provide extensive humanitarian and robotitarian aid to the citizens of the U.S., and has already begun moving stockpiles of breakfast, lunch, and dinner pills to the marijuana-producing regions of Mexico, Canada, and Quebec. <br> <br> Mexico, Canada, and Quebec have stated they are sympathetic to the MEU's goals but must remain neutral for the protection of their own people. It is likely, however, that they will host many refugees, should the U.S. turn against its people.<br><br> <br><br><br>[color:green]"...or am I a butterfly that's dreaming she's a woman?"</font color=green>

hehehe, cute lil text. Who wrote it?<br><br>_________________________________________<br>Just a different kinda geek...

I'm not sure of the original author<br>I just found it on one of my Out of Country Forums.*<br>...and ran all the way here to rub Mattttttttt the wrong way for a change.<br><br>*(It's quite educational seeing the World through UN-FOX-Filtered eyes.)<br><br><br><br>[color:green]"...or am I a butterfly that's dreaming she's a woman?"</font color=green>

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>*(It's quite educational seeing the World through UN-FOX-Filtered eyes.)<p><hr></blockquote><p>Fox is but one cable channel on .. cable TV.<br><br>The most watched distributors of news remains free access television: The CBS Evening News; ABC World News Tonight; NBC Nightly News, with viewership far surpassing any numbers Fox News generates. <br><br>However, it's good to know you're not watching Fox News, whatever that means.<br><br>

<br><br>You jest keep repeatin' that to yourself. <br><br><br><br><br>[color:green]"...or am I a butterfly that's dreaming she's a woman?"</font color=green>

"The 14 democratic member nations of the Middle Eastern Union...<br><br><br>it's good to know that Bush's vision (those darn neo-cons) of democracy worked <br><br>

Finally! Now we can unleash our nuclear bombs and put an end to them once and for all. <br><br>After all, we're only there to steal their oil. Never mind we've been there 2 years and haven't taken over the production. Never mind that we're turning Iraq over to the people there. Never mind that our gas prices are going up and up. <br><br>Nah, why make sense thinking these things through. That's what I like about the meds you're on. They filter out the desire to think. Instead you happily gobble up what ever anti American blather you hear and then spew it out.<br><br>

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>You jest keep repeatin' that to yourself.<p><hr></blockquote><p>The truth? You got it, toots!<br><br><blockquote>ox is but one cable channel on .. cable TV.<br><br>The most watched distributors of news remains free access television: The CBS Evening News; ABC World News Tonight; NBC Nightly News, with viewership far surpassing any numbers Fox News generates.</blockquote><br><br>If you've got any info to the contrary, I'd love to hear it ... You know, like how the sinister Fox News emits brain control through their broadcasts, brainwashing millions. <br><br>OR..OR..OR how Fox News, along with KAAAARRRLL ROOOOOVVE actually mass produce and sell Televisions under popular brand names .. except .. these TVs ONLY receive FOX NEWS! Bwwwwaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaaa.<br><br>Meanwhile, in the real world, the fact remains that the big three are more widely watched than Fox News. <br><br>

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>"The 14 democratic member nations of the Middle Eastern Union...<br><br>it's good to know that Bush's vision (those darn neo-cons) of democracy worked <p><hr></blockquote><p><blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>"The United States of America has repeatedly violated international law and committed human-rights abuses at home and abroad," MEU President Mohamed Rajib said at a Monday security-council meeting. "MEU weapons inspectors have confirmed that the U.S. continues to pursue their illegal ununhexium-weapons program. Our attempts to bring about change through diplomatic means have repeatedly failed. <p><hr></blockquote><p>No doubt, his vision prevailed. <br><br>

I do believe the US have as many Nuclear or "Nukular" WOMD in their posessions as all countries united (not counting the Russians). Then again, lucky us they are the "good" guys. <br><br>_________________________________________<br>Just a different kinda geek...