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#23128 - 10/30/02 03:45 PM Halloween joke
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I am sure this has been around the internet and some of you probably have already seen it, but if not, here it is.<br><br>A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got<br>a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,<br>being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was<br>going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his<br>good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he<br>went.<br><br>The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened<br>without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In<br>as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought<br>she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when<br>she was not with him.<br><br>She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting<br>around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and<br>copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to<br>him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high<br>and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.<br><br>She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her<br>husband.<br>Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a good time. Just<br>before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the<br>costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he<br>would make for his behavior.<br><br>She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind<br>of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never<br>have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance<br> much?"<br><br>He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When<br>I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into<br>the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!"<br><br><br>

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#23129 - 10/30/02 09:46 PM Re: Halloween joke [Re: Lori]
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LOL yeah..I have heard that before, but it's still funny <br><br>
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#23130 - 10/31/02 01:12 AM Re: Halloween joke [Re: Lori]
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LOL! <br><br>I'll be sure to always wear my halloween costume for now on!<br><br>

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#23131 - 10/31/02 03:23 AM Re: Halloween joke [Re: Lori]
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Oh no! That's funny.<br><br>The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words <br>which were better unspoken.<br>Homer
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