You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... <br><br>You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with <br>y'all." <br><br>Your Jedi robe is camouflage. <br><br>You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle <br>of Bud Light. <br><br>At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. <br><br>You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. <br><br>You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your <br>yard. <br><br>The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the <br>dadgum skeeters. <br><br>Wookies are offended by your B.O. <br><br>You have ever used the force to get yourself another <br>beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. <br><br>You have ever used the force in conjunction with <br>fishing/bowling. <br><br>Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on <br>over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." <br><br>You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense <br>electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to <br>light. <br><br>You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of <br>your land-speeder. <br><br>You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy <br>Duke shorts. <br><br>You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you <br>have to get in through the window. <br><br>Although you'da had to kill him, you kinda thought <br>that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to <br>treat his <br>women. <br><br>You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to <br>Chewbacca. <br><br>You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon <br>with a redwood deck. <br><br>If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your <br>uncle." <br><br>

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."<p><hr></blockquote><p>LOL!!! <br><br>- alec

...if you buy cigarettes and Mountain Dew at the drive-thru, then get pissed off it isn't the commerative Jedi bottle<br><br>

You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.<br><br>In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow just "ain't right."<br><br>Truth is a 3 edged sword.