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#230170 - 05/20/05 06:14 PM The Worst Torture Known to Man
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Answer: The Lifetime movie channel.<br>Most of the movies are he done her wrong. I wouldn't mind that but the movies are so poorly made and the characters are so ludicrous.<br>The Lifetime theme should be Cell Block Tango from Chicago:<br><embed src="http://homepage.mac.com/ctopper/.Pictures/CellBlockTango.aif" width=320 height=25 controller=true<br>autoplay=false type=video/quicktime><br>The advertising is almost as bad... how about KY Warming Gel?<br>In March of 2003, there was a post that asked what is the worst movie ever made. Steveg answered, "Anything on the Lifetime channel." One of my favorite answers of all time.<br>My wife watches Lifetime so I have no choice but to glance over at the tv now and again...torture, agony, excruciating.<br>To the guys whose wives don't watch Lifetime, you are lucky, very lucky.<br><br><br><br>
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#230171 - 05/20/05 06:45 PM Re: The Worst Torture Known to Man [Re: Topper]
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I hate to say it, but it's targeted to women-who-hate-men-and-wonder-why-men-avoid-them types. <br><br>
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#230172 - 05/20/05 06:53 PM Re: The Worst Torture Known to Man [Re: Topper]
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Hey at least your wife watches something with movement and dialogue.....mine likes to watch paint dry!!<br><br>Truth is a 3 edged sword.
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#230173 - 05/20/05 06:54 PM Re: The Worst Torture Known to Man [Re: Topper]
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Never heard of that channel. <br><br>

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#230174 - 05/20/05 07:55 PM Re: The Worst Torture Known to Man [Re: margadagio]
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You have to be joking therefore you must watch it, huh, Marg?<br><br><br>
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#230175 - 05/20/05 07:57 PM Re: The Worst Torture Known to Man [Re: steveg]
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I think my wife starting hating men after she married me. I know there is a clue there some place. <br><br>
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#230176 - 05/20/05 08:21 PM Re: The Worst Torture Known to Man [Re: Topper]
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Not joking. Haven't a clue what ya talking about. <br><br>

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#230177 - 05/20/05 09:19 PM Re: The Worst Torture Known to Man [Re: Topper]
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Since I upgraded to high definition TV that's all I watch any more. Mercifully, Lifetime isn't even offered.<br><br>

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#230178 - 05/20/05 10:54 PM Re: The Worst Torture Known to Man [Re: margadagio]
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Lifetime is a cable television channel dedicated to women.<br>The movies are usually made for Lifetime. <br>Only a small percentage seem to be love stories.<br>Many or most are about men who mistreat women.<br>Another small percentage are based on eating disorders.<br>You almost always know right away where the plot is going.<br>Many women enjoy Lifetime movies, most men do not.<br>Lifetime<br><br>
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#230179 - 05/20/05 11:24 PM Re: The Worst Torture Known to Man [Re: Topper]
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That sounds positively ghastly. <br><br>

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