What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?<br><br>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:<br><br>If:<br>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z <br><br>is represented as:<br>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.<br><br>Then:<br><br>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K<br>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% <br><br>and<br><br>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E<br>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%<br><br>But,<br><br>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E <br>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%<br><br>And,<br><br>B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T<br>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%<br><br>AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.<br><br>A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G<br>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%<br><br>So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh!t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top<br><br>****************<br>
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Ah the chat with the boss, with a sprig of mistletoe tucked into your belt at the back of your pants.. <br><br>Truth is a 3 edged sword.
_________________________ I used to think it was terrible that life was unfair. Then I thought what if life were fair and all of the terrible things that happen came because we really deserved them? Now I take comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe.
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