#224987 - 04/20/0511:56 AMJim Henson must be rolling over
Michael
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The Cookie Monster Looses His Balls<br>By Scott Rose<br><br>In a shocking revelation, Star magazine reports that the Cookie Monster of Sesame Street fame will henceforth be promoting a healthy lifestyle to children. His new theme song will be "A Cookie is a Sometimes Food." Rumor has it that his name will change along with his character; Cookie Wimp is the replacement with the most buzz. It is not yet known if the generation that grew up with Cookie Monster will bring a class-action suit for his prior advocacy of fattening junk food. <br><br>
Oh yeah .. and Oscar has a "mood disorder." But don't worry kiddies, he's on prozac too!<br><br>****************<br>[color:red]Fat people are harder to kidnap</font color=red>
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