Oh yeah....<br><br>Brit-Nee is 100% pure hillbilly...<br><br>5 years from now, she'll have 5 kids, and that @ss will be the size of a Volkswagen!<br><br>
How long before she pops out a few kids of her own? <br><br>"This is Dakota Cheyenne and Amber Montana..."<br><br>I've noticed a naming trend in hillbilly nation .. naming kids after states and towns .. what gives?<br><br>****************<br>no sig
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Ahh yes...the sweet morning nectar of the White Trasher....<br><br>"Missy, git me my Mountain Dew...and make sure it ain't diet. That's hillbilly piss!"<br><br>
Hey! when I can't get a Starbucks Double Shot, I get a Mountain Dew. <br><br>An tar-nation, ah ain't no hillbilly type. If'n ya dun't belive me, yu cun ask my dawg. <br><br>
Well, drinking Mountain Dew as a singular act does not make you a hillbilly or white trash. <br><br>It's all in the presentation.....you have to act like your house will be burned down, or you family kidnapped if you don't get your Mountain Dew. <br><br>