Ok, that's it. Time to break out the Nerf weapons. It's foam balls at 5 paces. One... two... three...<br><br>

You take my picture off there right now! No more picture taking sessions if you are going to 'share'!<br><br><br>"There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."<br>-- Linus Van Pelt (Peanuts)

That's all folks <br>THE END<br><br>

Swat, I was reading this thoroughly entertaining thread and then, URP. The picture. Because I am somewhat compulsive I had to control click on the picture and learn that her name is Rita. Thank you for causing a disturbing vision to occur everytime in the future I hear that song. <br>But let me get you back. Please hum the following lyrics while gazing at lovely Rita.<br><br><br>Lovely Rita, meter maid,<br>Lovely Rita, meter maid<br><br>Lovely Rita, meter maid, nothing can come between us*<br>When it gets dark I tow your heart away<br>Standing by a parking meter, when Swatcat caught a glimpse of Rita<br>Filling in a ticket in her little white book<br><br>In a cap she looked much older,<br>And the bag across her shoulder<br>Made her look a little like a military man<br><br>Lovely Rita, meter maid, may Swatcat inquire discreetly,<br>When you are free to take some tea with Swatcat? <br><br>* because if something did come between us it would be lost in the folds forever ...<br><br>

I see her, but it may be a flashback! please say it isn't so. Lol. And pray tell me is that a smile, must be getting close to lunch time.i<br><br>

I sincerely hope you will delete this thread ASAP. There is pornography here.<br><br><br><br>

Hey thats Rita she has been with me over six years living on the hard drive of my Performa 630 Cd it's a 250 megabyte drive and it's her home.<br>I have to take her out sometimes in public,poor thing all confined<br>She is my secret weapon and will protect me from the MacBabes<br>She will take all of you babes on at one time<br>

I think you need someone who can move for protection. I will just give her some chocolate double fudge cream pie, and your in trouble. Hmm swatcat or pie, swatcat or pie!! Go get him macbabes, hes yours. <br><br>

Well, I can think of another thread or two that got WAY out of hand, although I missed most of it as I was not frequenting MM at the time that much.<br><br>

That's scarier than hell. Stop doing that!<br><br>