Loc: United States
<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>Ballmer jogs daily and loves basketball.<p><hr></blockquote><p><br>Oh REALLY. Jogging daily would cause a man to be doubled over from exhaustion after about 20 seconds of dancing?<br><br>
This one's brutal<br>==================<br><br>A young woman is in the check-out lane of the grocery. A man about her age is behind her. He watches as she unloads her groceries onto the conveyor belt.<br><br>1/2 gallon of milk...<br><br>1 carton of eggs...<br><br>2 liter of diet cola...<br><br>3 cans of soup...<br><br>1lb of chicken breasts...<br><br>Small container of laundry detergent...<br><br>2 rolls of paper towels...<br><br>Skin lotion...<br><br>As she's placing her items, they make eye contact. <br><br>"You're single, aren't you?", he asked.<br><br>"How did you know..how could you tell?", she asked...feeling as if the story of her whole life is now displayed on the conveyor belt.<br><br>"Cause yer UGLY" he replied.<br><br>--------------------<br>
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