The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an<br>invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.<br><br>He called her into office and said, "You graduated from the University<br>of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus<br>14%, how much would you take off?<br><br> "Everything but my earrings."<br><br>
Freddie Mitchell of the Eagles was having trouble learning the numbers of his opponents and they found out he was illiterate. So they started teaching him basic math skills and the coach said Freddie if you can't tell me what 7 x 7 is you're off the team. He replied 18. The fans cried out "Give Freddie another chance!!!". So the coach said OK Freddie what is 10 plus 5? Freddie said 50. The fans cried out "Give Freddie another chance!!!" The said OK, but this is your last chance. Freddie what is 2 plus 2 ? Freddie said 4. The fans cried out "Give Freddie another chance!!!"<br><br>
At the end of the day a salesman in a small Kentucky town wanted to file a report but was out of paper. He walked into the local general store and asked the clerk, "Do you keep stationary?"<br><br>She replied, "Up to a point - then I just lose all control!"<br><br>
_________________________ [red]Bibo, ergo sum[/red]
Kentucky State Trooper pulls a speeder over on the interstate. After admonishing the driver and accusing him of not being able to read the posted speed limit signs, the trooper hands his ticket book and pencil to the astonished driver, and says, "Now, boy, y'all write down ever'thang ah tell ya!<br><br>
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