A friend of mine just told me he couldn't talk to me because he "had to wake up."<br><br>WTF?<br><br>If your eyes are open and you're not asleep, you're awake. What's with this "waking up" business?<br>
Some people can't "wake up" unless they've had two things:<br><br>a). Coffee<br>b). Cigarette<br><br>They pride themselves on being unapproachable until the above two conditions are met:<br><br>"Don't even try talkin' to me in the morning .. till I've had my coffee and cigarette."<br><br>uh-huh<br><br>****************<br>
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<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>Of course, if we're talking about the white trash hillbillies down at the "treller" park, substitute Mountain Dew for the coffee.<p><hr></blockquote><p>Oh yes ... <br><br>A peace morning breaks over the "Treller Park". As 9:30 on a typical Saturday morning approaches the trailer at 1147 Holiday Circle ...<br><br>"JORDAN! AUSTIN! CRYSTAL! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL THREE OF YOUR ASSES IF YOU DON'T LET MOMMY DRINK HER MOUNTAIN DEW!! <br><br>KEEP IT UP AND I'M NOT TAKIN' YOU TO MAMAW AND PAPAW'S!!<br><br>****************<br>
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LoveTheBomb
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I can kinda a relate, though. There have been many times where people woke me up from deep sleep and started talking to me. They later told me that I replied with nonsense.<br><br>
<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p> A friend of mine just told me he couldn't talk to me because he "had to wake up."<br><p><hr></blockquote><p><br>So why did he answer the phone, assuming a phone call is what you refer to?<br><br>
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