Joke (just in case you don't recognize it) :<br><br>A man left work on Friday afternoon, but instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.  When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with her tirade.  Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"<br><br>To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."<br><br>Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.  Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.  Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.<br><br>[color:red]No bats, metal purses, or heels in the story, but I wonder how he got the black eye</font color=red><br><br>edit: typos typos everywhere<br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by yoyo52 on 10/21/02 09:22 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>

Hehe..that's a good one! LOL <br><br>

Reads like the plot of virtually every "made-for-TV", "based-on-a-true-story" movie ever aired on the LifeTime Channel.<br><br>*uh-oh... just kidding, goilz. honest. no marg, not the bat again. noooooooooo...*<br><br>

Hummm<br>Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.<br><br>Maybe he should have open his right eye?? <br><br>