<br><br>There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row.<br>The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:<br><br>1) to be shot<br>2) to be hung<br>3) to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.<br><br>So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."<br><br>Bang! He was immediately gone.<br><br>Then the Italian said, "Just hang me."<br>Snap! He was dead as well.<br><br>Then the Redneck said, "Give me the AIDS shot." They gave him the<br>injection, and the redneck fell down laughing.<br><br>The guards looked at each<br>other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.<br><br>Then the Redneck said,<br>"Go ahead...give me another one!"<br>So the guards did.<br>Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he was doubled <br>over.<br><br>Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?"<br><br>The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!<br><br><br><br>
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