At Lunch, George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration lunch at a very fancy Washington restaurant.<br><br>Their waitress approaches their table to take their order - she is young and VERY attractive. She asks Cheney what he wants and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad." <br><br>Very good, sir, she replies and turning to Bush she asks, "And what do you want, Mr. President?" <br><br>Bush answers, "How about a quickie?" <br><br>Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, 'Im shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you' <br><br>With that the waitress departed in a huff. <br><br>Cheney leans over to Bush and says, Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced 'quiche' . <br><br><br>[color:red]"Any clod can have facts, but having opinions is an art." Charles McCabe</font color=red>
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