If Kerry wins, leaders from around the world will no doubt call to congratulate him.<br><br>But will he receive a call from Osama Bin Laden? If so, it might go something like this:<br><br>OBL: "Praise Allah, for the Americans have elected a French Poodle. As a sign of goodwill and congratulations, I will now let you make love to my goat."<br><br>