The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)<br>The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Bo will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis:<br><br>1. The season opened last weekend.<br>2. There is no limit.<br>3. They taste just like chicken.<br>4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.<br>5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.<br><br><br>The war should be over in a week.<br><br>
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