A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining <br>that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained <br>that the radio was voice activated.<br><br>"Watch this!" he said."Nelson!"<br><br>The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"<br><br>"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.<br><br>The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd<br> say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, <br>"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.<br><br>One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she <br>swerved in time to avoid them.<br><br>"@SSHOLES!" she yelled.<br><br>John Kerry came on and introduced the French National Anthem, sung by the <br>DixieChicks...<br><br>
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