Letterman's Top Ten Secrets To The Boston Red Sox Comeback presented by Curt Schilling<br><br>10. Unlike the first three games, we didn't leave early to beat the traffic.<br><br>9. We put flu virus in Jeter's gatorade.<br><br>8. Let's just say Pete Rose made some phone calls for us.<br><br>7. We asked Pokey Reese to be a little less pokey.<br><br>6. It's not like we haven't won a big game before--it's just been 86 years.<br><br>5. Honestly, I think we were tired of hearing about the Patriots.<br><br>4. The messages of encouragement Martha sent on prison napkins.<br><br>3. We pretended the baseball was Letterman's head.<br><br>2. What'd you expect--we have a guy who looks like Jesus!<br><br>1. We got Babe Ruth's ghost a hooker and now everything's cool.<br><br>
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