Kerry on letterman just now giving the top 10 list. Pretty funny if you have a sense of humor. <br><br>Kerry’s “Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals” are:<br><br>10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.<br><br>9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.<br><br>8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.<br><br>7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.<br><br>6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.<br><br>5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.<br><br>4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.<br><br>3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.<br><br>2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it “nuclear” instead of “nucular.”<br><br>1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.<br><br><br><br>--<br>one of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. -Plato
#194868 - 09/21/0406:20 PMRe: give it up for john kerry (letterman top 10)
I actually smiled or chuckled at all except 8, 6, 4, 2, and 1. The others are actually pretty funny :-)<br><br>I have always though of the top 10 list as exquisitely uninispired and bland, but this one was pretty good, all in all.<br><br>
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