</blockquote>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.<br><br>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.<br><br>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.<br><br>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.<br><br>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.<br><br>6. You go home after long days at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.<br><br>7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.<br><br>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.<br><br>10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.<br><br>11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.<br><br>12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.<br><br>13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.<br><br>14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.<br><br>15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.<br><br>16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)<br><br>17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.<br><br>18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.<br><br>19. You are too busy to notice there was no # 9 on this list.<br><br>20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a # 9 on this list.</blockquote><br><br><br>****************<br><br>[color:blue]VOTE</font color=blue>[color:red] for President George W. Bush on November 2, 2004</font color=red>
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3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.<br><br>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.<br><br>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.<br><br>14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.<br><br>15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.<br><br><br> These things are SOOO true!!! God, that's insane.<br><br>
I laughed for a solid five minutes when I read #4:<br><br>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you<br><br>****************<br><br>[color:blue]VOTE</font color=blue>[color:red] for President George W. Bush on November 2, 2004</font color=red>
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I can relate to number 8.<br><br>[color:purple]We're building up or tearing down In everything we do;<br>Are you on the construction gang Or on the wrecking crew? - Anon</font color=purple>
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These things are SOOO true!!! God, that's insane.<br><br>
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