An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte<br>Cassino went to the local church for confession.<br><br>He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman<br>knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from <br>the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."<br><br>The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, <br>my son, and you have no need to confess that."<br><br>"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me <br>with sexual favors."<br><br>The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great<br>danger. However, two people together under those <br>circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But <br>if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."<br><br>Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. <br>But I have one more question."<br><br>"And what is that?" said the priest.<br><br>"Should I tell her the war is over?"<br>
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