An earlier thread sparked some interest. Photoshop Tennis match with the theme of "WHAT?" Post your best version of "WHAT?" to this thread. Let's see who's got the best "WHAT?" I said let's see who's got the best! Post more than one if you feel creative.<br><br>We have three already.<br><br>iraszl:<br><br><br>iRock:<br><br><br>marg:<br><br><br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

My contribution:<br><br>what?<br><br><br><br><br><br>It's neo-classical in the fact that I don't have Photoshop and I look down my nose at your elitist snobs with the high-end apps. <br><br>

Here you go. Grab yourself a free tryout of PSE.<br><br>Click<br><br><br><br>

Time deadline?<br><br>

10 minutes ago <br><br><br><br>

Post them as you get them... I think it would be cool to see how many we could come up with. I think we should set a size of like 500x500 pixels @ 72 dpi so they don't bog down the forums.<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

I'm downloading Photoshop7 now..<br><br>

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didn't work..... go here and click on the "What?"<br><br>

Ok, so it's lame. It's the best this rookie can do.<br><br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by sross on 10/08/02 09:19 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>

Do over! Do over! I didn't know there was gonna be a test!<br>I purposely made mine ugly and obnoxious kinda like Giz' Mama... Um I mean to annoy Gizmo. Besides the others are so pretty. 500x500 it is.<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.<br>Jeremy S. Anderson

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Cmon people... jump in. If you don't have anywhere to host your image, let me know via PM and I will put it on my webserver for you.<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

<br><br>[color:blue] -sean</font color=blue>

Fun!<br>(Had to break out the Painter)<br><br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.<br>Jeremy S. Anderson

what are all these "what" pics made from?<br><br>[b]Rakka...

Mine are made in Photoshop and Painter.<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.<br>Jeremy S. Anderson

Mine was made with Photoshop and Painter as well.<br><br><br><br>

i can't afford these two. i will stick with other ones.<br>thanks.<br>when is someone going to post a "faux fur (jaguar pattern)" "WHAT??"?<br>MacMerc has taught how to do it. with <br><br><br>rakka<br><br>[b]Rakka...

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<br><br>A simple what. <marquee><br><br>[b]Rakka...

<br>another version <br><br>[b]Rakka...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! dang....good thing I don't have epilepsy! whew...<br><br>

RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!<br>what's epilepsy?<br><br>[b]Rakka...

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i like the "what"<br>i agree about too much free time. how did you do that jaguar skin thing i can't. maybe i have to have photoshop..<br><br>[b]Rakka...

Why don't you download the free trial of photoshop?<br><br><br><br>

i have a limit of 3 GB a month download and whatever happens when you're on the internet and it still takes about 30 MB a day even if i didn't download anything. and right now i have spent 600 MB ...<br>but i have other free/sharware tools that are alright but can do nothing like the photoshop stuff you guys are doing. <br>thanks though<br><br>[b]Rakka...

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MG where are you?<br><br>http://raszl.net

Probably working at his "real" job - like some of the rest of us are supposed to be - dum de dum - hmmm hum hmmm...<br><br>

I love vacation time. <br><br><br><br>

sorry... I have been working, but I have a few "WHAT?" pics to post... it will be difficult to top your first bees art.<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>... it will be difficult to top your first bees art.<p><hr></blockquote><p>... why I'm not going to bother. The "honey" wins!<br><br>Alec

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Everyone's "What?" are so cool that I need to get rid of mine.<br>Very nice stuff.<br><br>

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"honey" STILL wins!<br><br>Alec

where is your "WHAT?"... we're anxiously awaiting...<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

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I vote the honeybees "what?" the best of the whats?, too. <br><br>

Ya Alec. Where is your WHAT?<br><br><br><br>

Guys...thank you for making my day. I have not laughed this hard in awhile! I don't know how you do what you are doing, but I've got to learn. Once again, thank you for reducing my blood pressure for a short time. You guys are super!<br><br>

Thankyou for letting us know. Have you any kind of graphics software? Painting programs? You can go Here and get a free trial of Photoshop Elements.<br><br>Give it a try. It's fun.<br><br><br><br>

About all I have is Go Live, but I'll will download PS and play with it tonight. Thanks.<br><br>

On a slightly(?) political note?<br><br><br><br>Alec

Thanks for stopping in for a visit... come back more often - we enjoy the company!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

LOL... there ya go Alec... that's a keeper!!!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Hey, that's a keeper. About time too. <br><br><br><br>

MG... I dig the new avatar!!! VERY nice!<br><br>Alec

You're not turning into a nice guy on me are you???? <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Just a momentary lapse.<br><br>Alec

For a full-resolution version, click here (it's a 2MB file)<br><br><br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

hehehehee... there's a picture of Rufus hiding in all those pics! It's kind of a "Where's Waldo" thing!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Are the tile images all the porn you have on your hard drive? <br><br>[color:red]Alec</font color=red>

Very nice! Rufus was easy to find. Such a cutie.<br><br><br><br>

I love the program that makes those... MacOSaiX<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

So is this a case of whoever has the biggest whats wins?<br><br>

No... why do you ask?<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Actually, it's the best "use" of "WHAT?" <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Changing the rules as we go along? <br><br><br><br>

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<br><br>I didn't realize you were on vacation too. <br><br><br><br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by margadagio on 10/09/02 04:56 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>

Ingenious!<br><br>[color:red]Alec</font color=red>

Nice!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Thank you - took a while for inspiration to kick in today.<br><br>

Hey Giz - is that "ai" in "MacOSaiX" - "ai" as in Illustrator?<br><br>Whoa - time to me to upgrade to 10 if it is...I'm still using v.8<br><br>

EESH ! You guys (generically speaking) are great !<br>Lots of talent around here.<br><br>

Speak for yourself as well. <br>I guess this thread could be considered constructive silliness? <br><br><br><br>

Dang....my WHAT? paled in comparison <br><br>It would take me forever to even get something remotely good <br><br>

No, it's a stand-alone app. And, it's free. Do a search at versiontracker for it. You don't need tons of your own images for it, it will find them using google. You just tell it what the main images is, enter a bunch of keywords and sit back and watch it go.<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Every WHAT is a good what. <br><br><br><br>

Wow, this is some excellent stuff. I'd like to try my hand at it when I have time, but I see I'm dealing with some real pros here! All of them are really quite good.<br><br>

I'm sure no pro and I know mine aren't near as well done but I'm having fun and you should too.<br><br><br><br>

I'm downloading Elements now as PS7 is over my head! Have been trying with Chimera but it freezes up halfway through..now getting it with IE.<br><br>

My original intent was quantity and originality, not necessarily quality. It doesn't have to be fancy, just different. Please join us... toss in your "What?"<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

And to thing it all started with:<br><br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

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Ok, I realize that by entering in this that I will win by default....happens to me all the time!! I spent gruelling hours preparing this masterpiece, so give it your full attention! <br><br>I'm so sorry to have made all the other entries look like children had done them...<br><br><br><br>

I think that is pure genious. How many hours did you slave over that WHAT? I would think you may even spent days on that project. Thanks for joining the fun. <br><br><br><br>

Oh it was very taxing...can you see the ? up in there? You know how hard it was to fit that there? I mean, Photoshop Elements only give you this tiny area to work in!! <br><br>Yeah..It took me all of....<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>......<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>..........<br><br><br><br><br>5 minutes! Picasso can only wish he was like me! <br><br>

Only 5 minutes you say. I don't believe it. Not possible. <br>Yes Picaso, poor fellow, would be eating his heart out if he was still alive.<br><br><br><br>

It's true... I was watching him do it... in fact, it was actually closer to 4!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

There are many ANSWERS in life... But the QUESTION is always "WHAT?"<br><br><br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Ok, I've never made a gif before, so I thought I'd give it a go. This is the best I can do. I hope you're all happy now! I've just wasted 45 minutes on this at work! <br><br><br><br>

Very nice and very true. <br><br>I think this is the coolest thread this forum has ever had. Thank you.<br><br><br><br>

Officially, that does not qualify due to the lack of "WHAT?" But since it does say "what" in another language, and you obviously put a lot of time into it at your employers expense, I will accept it! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Yay !! Excellent.<br><br><br><br>

Yes, this is much better than Lurkers! And it passed the "Lost Weekend" in the "Fun Factor" a long time ago! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Whew!! <br><br>I'll inform my employer that I passed..... BARELY!!<br><br>

i want to know how OSXaddict stole my image. I swear that I was laboring over a WHAT? that's exactly the same as his. Well, maybe not nearly so good as his. In fact, his is just so much better than mine that I won't evenpost mine.<br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"

Well, I figured since you probably rang up an hour of overtime on it at time-and-a-half pay, the least I could is accept it! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

"Overtime" in academics is like "security" in Microsoft! <br><br>

You really like that "negative/reverse-out/neon" look in Photoshop don't you Sean?!!! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Non-existant, huh?!!! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

I agree. They are expressions of ourselves from the simplest to those slick pro looking ones. Here's another. Anyone think of another word to inspire us? Start a new thread!<br><br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.<br>Jeremy S. Anderson

yeah...but my crab above was a watercolor that i scanned in and then i started playing with fireworks -- i've never really used it, so thought i'd fiddle around. not bad. and no "negative/reverse-out/neon" look. see, i can get by without it. in fact, i am officially retired from that "look." <br><br>if i wasn't so swamped with the website project you told me to avoid, i would have time to do something worthwhile. i am reaping what i sew, eh?<br><br>[color:blue] -sean</font color=blue>

I told you so.... <br><br>Well, unfortunately, I didn't take my own advice. I'm building a website for a client. I swore I wouldn't build anymore websites... but the $$$ is too hard to pass up at this point.<br><br>Best of luck with yours!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

LOL... How in the world did you get your hands on Alec's baby pictures???? <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

What are you going to think if I tell you I love that little monkey?<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.<br>Jeremy S. Anderson

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I wanna see your WHAT.<br><br><br><br>

What a fun thread to read first thing in the morning! Everybody's whats? are so cool. I'm going to have to start staying up later at night.<br><br>

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Nice!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Great stuff iraszl - but it's making me hungry!!<br><br>What's for dessert???<br><br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by lesh on 10/10/02 10:15 AM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>

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32 "WHAT?"'s and counting! Keep 'em coming, I'm gonna make a nice poster with all these, or maybe a set of desktop picture!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

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Darn, you're good!!! I'm starting to get a complex. <br><br><br><br>

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Geez Iras.... I thought I was the only person who didn't have anything better to do... you're really getting into this aren't you!!!! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

But I still can't smell what? !!!<br><br>

Yeah... we need a Scratch-and-Sniff "WHAT?"<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Yeah, I don't think we're going to top that alphabet soup gag...<br><br>We need men like that over at MC! <br><br>Hey! Wait a 'minute'....

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<br>Margadagio, couldn't beleive we were thinking along the same lines! You were faster however. But let me post my creation anyway. I had a photorealistic version made first, but than decided to make an illustration. You get the idea anyway, but no so offending. Couldn't beleive what I found with google: http://www.smellypoop.com/photogallery2.html I didn't make it to a link deliberately. Not for the faint hearted.<br><br>http://raszl.net

Okay - so I asked for it - and now it's lunchtime - and I'm looking at the images on my monitor and now I'm looking at my lunch - pork stir fry with grilled eggplant (the skinny Asian kind) and well, um, the sauce is brown....(lesh puts hands over mouth, runs from the room, the sounds of gagging trailing after her...)<br><br>

That's an interesting pic. I like yours better. I haven't time for fancy stuff today.<br><br><br><br>

<br>I have a bad feeling about this thread. Let's leave it rest in peace.<br><br>http://raszl.net

awww cmon now... we're just getting started!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Fine, but I'm only doing ONE of these- I'm working in OS9 and it takes too much time to keep bringing up the iDisk to put in new graphics!!<br><br><br><br>Hey! Wait a 'minute'....

OK. But no more poo. <br><br>http://raszl.net

agreed!!!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

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Is it me, or is that bowling ball not entirely round??? <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

HERE'S ONE THAT WILL FIT IN REALLY NICE ON THE HOME PAGE:<br><br><br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Cool!<br><br>

For the hard of hearing.<br><br>

Hey, wait a minute... didn't someone already do that???<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Since when has redundancy been a problem with us?<br><br>And besides - one was B&W and static, the other is animated and in color...<br><br>

Yeah, but oops, I should have seen that one.<br><br>

LOL... good point!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Yours moves, sross. You've got rhythm!<br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"

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Nebo in da HOOOOooouuuusse!!! I like it!!!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

<embed src="http://homepage.mac.com/mississauga/.Movies/what.wav" width=320 height=25 controller=true autoplay=false><br><br>[color:red]Alec</font color=red>

ROTFL...<br><br>Someone put up an Austin, "What?"- quick!<br><br>[color:orange]Hey! Wait a 'minute'....</font color=orange>

I couldn't find one... believe me, if I could find one, I would have been using it by now!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

An Austin "What"? from his movies? I have both on DVD...but have no idea on how to grab it off of there.<br><br>

Not Austin Powers... Stone Cold Steve Austin from the WWF.<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>

Maybe you could just hold a microphone and record it from the speakers...<br><br>Then use Peak or QT Pro to isolate it- or something to that effect.<br><br>[color:orange]Hey! Wait a 'minute'....</font color=orange>

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