Loc: Louisville, Ky
LAWS FOR WOMEN TO LIVE BY<br>> <br>> 1. Don't imagine you can change a man-unless he's in<br>> diapers.<br>> <br>> 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?<br>> You shut the door.<br>> <br>> 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to<br>> put them all up there.<br>> <br>> 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to<br>> be out alone.<br>> <br>> 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never<br>> mature anyway.<br>> <br>> 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces,<br>> so that you can tell them apart.<br>> <br>> 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the<br>> opportunity to make some woman miserable.<br>> <br>> 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the<br>> do-it-yourself types.<br>> <br>> 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest<br>> they are too old for it.<br>> <br>> 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.<br>> <br>> 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.<br>> <br>> 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for<br>> 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for<br>> directions.<br>> <br>> 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,<br>> tell him checkbooks.<br>> <br>> 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell<br>> him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.<br><br><br>
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