I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost<br>track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.<br><br>I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe<br>rekindle a little of that magic.<br><br>"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit<br>older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"<br><br>She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said,<br>"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches<br>wider these days!"<br><br>She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she<br>thought tubby bald men were cute!<br><br>"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"<br><br>So I hung up.<br><br>

Good for you! <br><br><br><br>_________________________________________<br>http://www.geocities.com/djstefan/bush.gif<br>http://www.magicrecords.com.pl/img/swf/player1.html

LMAO <br><br>"Life isn't what should be, but what is."

Like *George Costanza* refuses to date a bald woman.<br><br> [color:yellow]We rarely confide in those who are better than we are. </font color=yellow> [color:orange]Albert Camus </font color=orange>

bad bad bad! heh<br><br>

Hahahahahaha<br><br>

He did refuse once a women with a big nose. The women ended up getting a nose-job and she was gorgeous and he was all pissed for breakin up with her! <br><br>_________________________________________<br>http://www.geocities.com/djstefan/bush.gif<br>http://www.magicrecords.com.pl/img/swf/player1.html

You gotta love how George handled relationships <br><br><EMBED SRC="http://idisk.mac.com/mikeleboeuf/Public/George's Answeri.mp4", WIDTH=100, HEIGHT=15 CONTROLLER=TRUE AUTOPLAY=FALSE><br><br><br><br><br>"Life isn't what should be, but what is."