<font size="+3">Senior citizen food fight injures 3</font><br><br><blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>According to police, the battle erupted after fellow diners accused the man of foraging among the lettuce leaves on the salad bar. Words were exchanged leading to the ballroom boxing match. Witnesses say the man punched an 86-year-old accuser in the face and bit a 78-year-old resident on the right arm.<p><hr></blockquote><p>Jeesh. Old people these days have no respect.... I tell ya! <br><br>
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_________________________________________ "The United States is by far the largest exporter of weapons in the world, selling more weapons than the next 14 countries combined."
<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>According to police, the battle erupted after fellow diners accused the man of foraging among the lettuce leaves on the salad bar. Words were exchanged leading to the ballroom boxing match. Witnesses say the man punched an 86-year-old accuser in the face and bit a 78-year-old resident on the right arm.<p><hr></blockquote><p>It was actually the cast of Animal House.<br><br>
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<br><br>---<br><br>Good thing those Depends are absorbent. <br><br>
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