The cocain addict, the LSD addict and the grass addict are sitting in the cell. The cocain guy sniffs up a street: <br>- I'll tear apart these bars with my bare hands!<br>The LSD guy licks up a stamp:<br>- No, no, we turn to colorful butterflies and fly out from the cell!<br>The guy on pot blows out the smoke:<br>- Will do it later guys<br><br>[color:blue]an Apple a day keeps the doctor away</font color=blue>
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The CEO of Heineken, Budweiser and Guiness go to a bar. The Heineken guy asks for Heineken, the Budweiser guy orders a Budweiser and the Guiness guy takes a cup of tea. The Heineken guy asks the Guiness guy:<br>- How come you ordered a tea?<br>Guiness guy replies:<br>- Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, I won't take it either...<br><br>[color:blue]an Apple a day keeps the doctor away</font color=blue>
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LOL. That is getting printed and hung in my cube as we speak...err...chat...ahem...type.<br><br>----<br>A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head.
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