The dust bag on my vacuum just broke while I was cutting onions... THAT'S why my eyes are leaking...!
Dammit... poor kid.
Mom was cute.. should be a Daddy in his life pretty soon.

"If it turns out that President Barack Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent, hard-line, unreasonable, totalitarian mullahs in the world but not with Republicans? Maybe he’s not the problem."