Remember the movie, Cave Man with Shelly Long and Ringo Star. Recall how after they got their backs straight they started discovering things. In doing so they named it weird names and there was a lone Asian in the bunch who kept disagreeing with the name. "No it's the 'Wheel' " . fire was one.

Similar to that. caveman one of my favorites.

Shucks, it had Shelly Long in it.

If we don't count our blessings
We are just wasting our time