Good one!
I've always liked that one in the first person.

"My wife likes to talk to me during lovemaking"


"Yeah.... just last night she called me from the Holiday Inn."

Rim shot!

"If it turns out that President Barack Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent, hard-line, unreasonable, totalitarian mullahs in the world but not with Republicans? Maybe he’s not the problem."