I came across a BEAUT on E-Bay a few years ago...

There was an auction for a Pair of Used Panties
"SIZE: GI-NORMOUS"

..and a back-story to go with...

The Panties in question
"...had been found in the bed..." of the Seller
"...along with a Used/Opened condom wrapper..."
"SIZE: MINISCULE"

...I'll leave it to you to fill-in-the-blanks
concerning the rest of the detailed description. blush


Listed On: SEE MY OTHER AUCTIONS

was a "GORGEOUS Harley Davidson MotorCycle"
"CONDITION: FULLY LOADED, PRACTICALLY NEW"

Bidding started at $ .99 laugh
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