I gave both my kids a written letter explaining by burial wishes. We purchased cemetery lots and had a tombstone installed several years before the wife passed away.

I had always planned on being shot by a jealous 18 year old husband when i was 80 but the number of possible jealous husbands has been expanding at a rapid rate so I did the will now.
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Common sense and deodorant are a lot alike. People who need it the most don't use it.