Today was my Great Nieces 2nd Birthday.
Two days ago was my Nieces Birthday.
She was supposed to have been born on 4th of July. A Bicentennial baby.
When my Sister went into labor, I asked her to just cross her legs and try to hold out for two more days.
She slapped me.
I learned at a very young age, not to make jokes to a woman in labor.

Today was a good day.

Happy Fourth of July, everyone.