Millburn is close enough to me that the cops
here are searching for the perpetrator.

Ted was cutting through an alley between the
convenience store and the main drag when he
stepped out into what looked like a scene
straight out of "COPS"!

7 Cruisers blocking Broad St to all traffic
as the patrolmen ran the info. of a dude
fitting the perpetrator's general description
as seen through that Fuzzy Nanny-Cam.

One of the cops is our neighbor, so he was
able to tell Ted what was going down...
...the guy's info. checked out, so the cops
were able to apologize/thank him for his
co-operation, and send him on his way. cool