What does "first, first letter of the alphabet in this line" mean? It took me a minute to figure that out. What a god-awfully silly test. It reminds me a bit of the "test" of direction-following that we got in 6th grade. The damned thing went on for page after page--do this, do that, go here, go there. And the trick was that one was supposed to read the whole thing before doing any of it. The final direction, on the last page, was "ignore all the other directions." Silly silly silly.
MACTECH ubi dolor ibi digitus