We went to (another) Pink Floyd concert
and a kid sits down behind us (all excited like...
...plainly 'his first time' seeing the legendary group)
looking at the people milling around on the stage,
and leans forward and asks "Which one is 'Pink'?"

That in itself gave me and my BF a chuckle, but
handing him a mono-scope, Ted points to the stage
saying; "See that Fat Old Man in the Tee-shirt?"
<-klik 4 "Pulse"
"that's who you spent your paper-money to see." grin