I'm sure the ensuing ruckus and commotion was distracting to many at the play. He is now guilty of being a major distraction.. as much as she was.

Having said that... he should have slammed it on the ground and done the Pee Wee Herman "Tequila" dance on it....bwwaahahahahaahhahahaaaaaaa........

It appears that autocorrect has become my worst enema.