I'm sure the ensuing ruckus and commotion was distracting to many at the play. He is now guilty of being a major distraction.. as much as she was.

Having said that... he should have slammed it on the ground and done the Pee Wee Herman "Tequila" dance on it....bwwaahahahahaahhahahaaaaaaa........

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.