Just think of how complicated such a conspiracy would have to be, how many Boston, Cambridge, Watertown cops, not to mention MA state cops, district attorneys, investigators from the FBI, Homeland Security, etc. etc. etc. would have to be involved. Chasing the two perps down Mt. Auburn street? Nah--it's all a hoax. Kidnapping and taking some by-standers SUV? Hoax. Dropping pipe bombs out of SUV during the chase? Hoax. MIT cop shot and killed? Hoax. City cop wounded in chase? Hoax. Perp cornered in Watertown? Hoax.

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