Then there's ME
The Eternal SmartArse...

A Jehovah's Witness on my front porch thinks he's
just about to "close the deal" by presenting his
irrefutable argument in favor of Creationism:

"...but what are the odds of inert chemicals floating
around in water spontaneously assembling themselves
into living single celled creatures???" smirk

I shot back with, "I should think a good deal better
than the odds of some 'All Knowing, All Powerful
Super Being' popping into existence outta' thin air!"

He just closed his leather bookbag and left.

Gee... was it sumpthin' I sed? frown